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[kingofallkings]

Sexy Teal Deer.

PLAYER PREFERENCES
RP Pace: Usually at least once a day, but sometimes I've been known to lapse into a few days. I'm much slower with prose than brackets, even if the brackets are tl;dr for some reason. Also slower with smut than gen, but not outrageously (might go from multiple times a day to once a day, like that).
RP Style: I use present tense exclusively. Seriously, I can't write past tense, it never sounds right to me. I default to brackets, but I don't mind prose as long as you don't mind present tense.
Backtagging: Depends on the thread. I'll probably drop something if it's more than a month or so old though (unless it's important, or I feel I dropped the ball and that's why it's so old).

RP preferences: I don't preplan for random threads, but i don't mind preplanning important things.
Language style: I've done softcore erotica and all out dirty porn so.... I don't really care as long as you don't go full Nasu on me. I better not see "meat pockets" anywhere, but anything else is basically fine.
How do you feel about underage, xeno/non-human or other unusual characters?: If the character is 15/16+ (EITHER physically OR chronologically) and mentally capable, it's probably cool. Some exceptions may apply but honestly... by the time we get to the smut place, you're not likely to be in doubt about whether it's ok to go ahead. As for the rest, depends on the character - I personally can't deal with anything insecty, but other than that it's really about whether Gil's attracted to them.
Anything else: Obviously I'm cool with smut, otherwise I wouldn't be here. That said, I'm definitely more of a "form CR and see if it comes up/makes sense for the characters" player than a "hit me up if you want in Gilgamesh's pants and we'll find a way to make it happen" player. (Unless your character is someone he'd automatically go for, which basically means "virgins," and "petite teenagers with little experience." I am so sorry for him. So, so sorry.)

CHARACTER PREFERENCES
THE CLEAN(ISH) SECTION
Full name: Gilgamesh
Age: ...really, really old. Approximately 5000 years. However, he just looks around 20.
Birthdate: Probably no way to know this, tbh.
Zodiac sign: Definitely a Leo.

Height: 6'
Weight: Officially around 160lbs, but that's insane as he'd be gaunt as hell, so just ignore it.
Build: Athletic.
Appearance: Tall, described many times as physically perfect and absolute in his beauty. Blond hair, red eyes, usually a bit tan but tbh still basically looks like an anime white guy. Carries himself with immense presence and grace. Half the time his hair defies gravity and is said to resemble golden flames, but when he's feeling casual it just lies down like normal hair.
[ Yummy Gilgamesh; Yummier Gilgamesh ]

Body hair: Appears anime bald, so basically none. He probably has pubic hair.
Scent: Doesn't really smell like much - sometimes he uses aromatic oils but it'll depend on the day. In that case, he'll often have a pleasant (and very light) wood-like scent, most likely cedar or pine. But he's not opposed to using any kind of scent, and isn't unlikely to show up smelling like roses if he feels like it.

Clothes: Gilgamesh is really into fashion, sometimes to better effect than others sob. In any case, he likes to experiment.
[ knight's armor, mesopotamian armor, casual 1, casual 2, casual 3, casual robes ]

Scars: None
Piercings: Both ears; he wears large golden earrings, which are arguably enchanted.
Tattoos: Red tattoos that cover his torso and back as well as the top of his right arm. They're actually invisible much of the time, but they appear when he wants them to and, most notably, when he uses his prana. In the latter case, they also glow.
[ tattoos ]
Other bodily markings: None really.
Other notable physical details: His eyes are red and have cat slit pupils that dilate with his interest.

Current status: Mongrel
Feelings on said status: He... just refuses to acknowledge or accept it? He's aware of it and has adjusted his behavior accordingly but overall he just kind of rejects it.
Residence: Officially he resides in a shithole in Ceres but he's only been there once. He actually stays with Waver Velvet (and has commandeered the master bedroom).
Occupation: LOL King of Heroes!!

Vices of choice: Mostly wine and good food. He doesn't actually need to eat or drink, and yet... well he can't gain weight either, so.
Hygienic routine: He bathes everyday, or whenever he feels he needs to - obviously if he goes out and get soaked in mud, he's going to take a second bath. At times he'll rub himself down with fragrance oils afterward - other times, he doesn't bother.
Other daily habits: He spends most of his time in Midas, despite illegally camping in Tanagura. There, he visits the library, gets the feel of the city, that sort of thing.
Sleeping habits: He doesn't need to sleep. But he still does sometimes because he's so bored.

Spoken language(s): All of them. But his native is Sumerian/Akkadian.
Voice: Gil at his Gil best.

THE DIRTY(ISH) SECTION
Sexual preference: He's pansexual and he's always been pansexual.
Where they fall on the D/s spectrum: He's an ubertop. With some specific exceptions, but any character would know if they qualify. This doesn't mean he's always the physical top? But he's definitely always in control of any situation. Canonically, he's described as "the absolute controller," so I... just. It would be a miracle if someone could dominate him without his deciding to let them.
Penis size: It is dick-sized.
Pubic area: It exists.
Circumcised?: I... guess not? This is all stuff I don't think about, sorry.

Underwear: Tight if he has them on, but uhhh he doesn't always have them on.
Sleepwear: Nothing. Just nothing.
What was their first time like?: He doesn't remember, it was 5,000 years ago. Probably with some divine prostitute. Or a minor goddess.
Best sexual experience: How do you even choose from such a buffet. Anyway it was definitely with Enkidu.
Worst sexual experience: His lack of sex with Saber. They're all fine, really.

Partner(s): Thus far, Waver Velvet on sexual partner front. He's actually quite fond of Waver, but I wouldn't call it romantic - it's a little weirder/more guardianish than that. He also gave Saber an orgasm and Iori an awkward boner through his voice alone (due to TAB mishaps). Previously, he... had a lot of sexual partners, but most notably multiple wives and Enkidu, his long dead... best friend/lover/consort.
Size preference: Size is not a big deal, but he does trend toward smaller people.
Preferred method of sex: All the way it is. He's into penetrative sex (with male or female partners, or other, whatever). He does not routinely allow himself to be penetrated, but it's not totally off the menu. He is not inherently given to much foreplay. That said, if he likes the person enough, or has to deal with them again in the future, he'll "indulge" them with a reduction in... blatant sexual selfishness.
Frequency: Fairly infrequent, at least by Amoi standards. Mostly because, his specific youth/innocence kink aside, he's very picky about who he lets into his pants.
Masturbation: Probably fairly regularly? Despite being relatively cheap with the partnered sex, he's still very sexual by nature.

Favorite position: Probably boring old missionary, but he's also fine with basically anything, provided it doesn't require him to submit or concede control in any way.
Favorite place to have sex: ...indoors? I don't know, he doesn't really care about location that much. Bedrooms are fine, but he's not going to walk all the way over to one if he doesn't need to. As long as there's no one around looking without permission, he's good.
Favorite kinks/sex acts: All the control. That said, he's quite sadistic, and rough in general and prone to bruising and biting - he likes marking his partners, so good luck with that. He might hold someone down or summon a restraint randomly. ...he's not really into pre-negotiating kinks, either. He doesn't tend to use a lot of accessories, but he isn't against it either. He's more than happy to use his infinite vault to produce whatever he needs, as "anything" can be found in there. All of the above said, he can be gentle when he wants to be, which depends on the situation and the person, and how he feels about the person (nothing as simple as "likes them = gentle," more like "likes them = stops to wonder what would be better for them instead of just doing whatever he feels like doing at the time.") His very favorite kink, though, can be described as taking a virgin, often semi- (or... not semi-) coercively, forcing them to physically enjoy it, and then basking in their anguished look in the aftermath. To achieve this goal, he's usually willing to do more than he normally would, e.g. he doesn't generally give oral (sorry, he's an ass) but if it's in the service of causing an upset or emotionally conflicted virgin to get off so he can enjoy their distress afterward, he is all over that. ... I'm gonna be honest here and say consent is practically a non-factor to him, but that said it does weigh into his choices in the sense that he won't go after someone who doesn't want him unless he thinks they're worth the effort. But yeah, he's kind of predatory, honestly.
Kinks they've tried and hated: It is difficult to hate something that gets you off.
Favorite toys: Swords.

Sensitive areas: His mind, mostly. (Seriously.)
Turn-ons: Virginity. I can't stress that enough, even though I've already done so. Aside from that, he has a documented history of falling for physical and emotional androgyny as well (Enkidu, Saber). Also... strength of character, noble principles and devotion to those principles, preferably to the point of imminent self-destruction. The willingness to shoulder the world's burdens. Idealism and innocence. ... Unfortunately these things attract him mostly because he likes to watch people suffer under the strain and wait for them to break. Sometimes he helps break them if, you know, they need a nice push. Less sadistically, he also enjoys a person who will stand up to him and hold their ground... but at the same time, for him to like it instead of being offended, it can't cross over into mocking or belittling. He enjoys insight, interesting conversations, unique personalities... these are all more attractive to him than physical traits, although not always specifically sexually attractive. Power and status. Physically, he does favor petite and young partners to some degree, but that's not absolute. He also gets off on violence but only if he already likes the person engaging in it - Saber smacking him is hot because he's already attracted to her, but a random person on the street (or even a less valued lover) smacking him is likely to get their hand chopped off by some kind of suddenly manifested flying sword. Gilgamesh is also obsessed with the unattainable and prone to losing interest in whomever he pursues once he gets them.
Turn-offs: Mocking/belittling - that'll wear down his feelings eventually, even if he's otherwise fond of a person. Physical or emotional weakness. Idleness and uselessness. People who reap rewards and do nothing to earn them. People who don't add value to the world. Stupidity. People who think they can touch him without permission. People who do what he tells them to do all the time. Obsequiousness in general. Boring personalities and typical/average sorts of people. Women who are too into their looks, or who make use of men. He's oddly (considering his age) unimpressed with gender roles, so he's not super into hyperfeminine or hypermasculine types. Finding out that the person he wanted to ruin has already been ruined - what a boner killer. His almost 100% absolute dealbreakers are: Gods (if you're a god, he's not touching that with a ten foot pole, or even someone else's) and people who have had a lot of sexual partners. I'm not about slut-shaming but, well, Gilgamesh is.
No-no places/triggers: He has a lot of Enkidu related triggers (plagues, nature spirits, wolves) but nothing that would cause flashbacks or violence - just melancholia. He'll talk about it if he wants to, but will get pissed off if pushed. Otherwise, you could not trigger this man if you tried.
Something they want to try but haven't before: I. Don't think such a thing exists. He has done "everything," just ask his Epic.
Number one fantasy: At the moment, it probably involves keeping Saber chained to his bed, but this is subject to change, LMFAO.
After-sex habits: Getting up and leaving, honestly. Unless it's someone he wants to enjoy in the aftermath, in which case he'll stick around long enough to enjoy whatever he wants to enjoy (their anguish, their pleasure, the sight of them sleeping...) which could take anywhere from a few seconds to the entire night.

Anything else?: For various reasons of trauma, he does not let people emotionally close to him under any circumstances... and the more tempted he is to break this rule, the more he wants to break them down. Don't believe him if he says he loves you: he just wants to own you. (If he actually loves you, this list becomes almost entirely different, tbh.)

Long story short: Gilgamesh is terrible, you definitely don't want to have sex with him.

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